Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy
Fought for a pie;
Punch gave Judy
A knock in the eye.
Says Punch to Judy,
“Will you have any more?” Says Judy to Punch,
“My eye is sore.”
If All the World Were Paper
If all the world were paper,
And all the sea were ink,
And all the trees were bread and cheese, What would we have to drink?
