Peter, Peter, Pumpkin-Eater

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin-Eater

Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater, Had a wife and couldn’t keep her; He put
her in a pumpkin shell, And there he kept her very well.

There Was a Crooked Man

There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile, He found a
crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all
lived together in a little crooked house.