Goosey, Goosey Gander
Goosey, goosey gander, Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs And in my lady’s chamber.
There I met an old man
Who would not say his prayers.
I took him by the left leg
And threw him down the stairs.
Barber, Barber
Barber, barber, shave a pig, How many hairs will make a wig?
“Four-and-twenty, that’s enough.” Give the poor barber a pinch of snuff.
